| Name | Role |
|---|---|
| Kristen Schaal | President of the United States |
| John Slattery | US President's Bodyguard |
| James Urbaniak | President of Russia |
| Ted Travelstead | Man with Turkey |
| Jon Schroeder | US President's Bodyguard |
| Jonathan Nosan | Contortionist |
| The National | |
| Lara Wilson | Dancer |
| Susie Simpson | Dancer |
| Kimberly Almquist | Dancer |
| Aleksey Khapov | Dancer |
| Matt Berninger | Photographer |
| Aaron Dessner | Russian President's Bodyguard |
| Bryce Dessner | Russian President's Bodyguard |