Chuck and Patty Calderon are unemployed and forced to make ends meet by taking care of Mr. Toaster, a dysfunctional talking toaster, and XIC-100-7:30-Z9-B, a brain surgeon robot that makes distorted noises and breaks lamps.
| Name | Role |
|---|---|
| Michelle Fix | Patty Calderon |
| Dave T. Koenig | Chuck Calderon |
| Yang Miller | Mr. Toaster / Salesman |
| Kristen Schaal | Barbara (Art Teacher) |
| Pat Byrne | |
| Diana DePasquale | Toilet Spiders Spokeswoman |